A Builders Rant

A rant from someone complaining about their builder taking 26 weeks to finish kitchen cupboards in their new home;

After builder promises cabinets in 5 weeks ( prior to easter ) and no cabinets after 12 weeks, they offer a free upgrade to granite benchtop in Kitchen so now the granite must come from the longest reaches of tibet and only mined by virgins and carried by squirell down the ande's in silk bags from the mystic regions of the Amazon , then ground down by epilectic amazon valkyries in an insane asylym in guatalumpor, then refined in Chernoble to withstand temperatures equal to that on surface of Mercury. The combined result is then glued together by some 14 year old halfwit and put together in the carpark at the Vic Park shopping centre. Then builder chain hoists our house including the slab and footings , slab is laser cut from below to fit the exact match of the bench and the team that handles the crown jewels are flown over from the Louve to fit the house back in place with our sparkling kitchen cabinets and granite benchtops.

You can pay per view to see this spectacle sometime in 2012 at , Gonecompletelyinsanecosbuilderisrubbish.com.

Gold! Just gold.